Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Faggot Hal says,,, one of my supporters got real close to Obama.


I, your hero Faggot Hal, recently had one of my supporters get real up and personal with President Obama. Too bad it wasn't me, your hero, Faggot Hal.

With Love,
Fag Hal


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  1. ========================================
    NIMBusters Tranny Board Coming Out Party
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    April 4th
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    Pre-noon Check-in, room assignments and camp setups. Please arrive at least 3 hours early to get a great spot
    in Stan's backyard! Pete Jefferson providing security.

    Noon Opening ceremony/blessings (Stan's rabbi)

    1:00-3:00 Gay orgy presided over by Stan's son (He'll be the shit-encrusted black cock with 2 naked nigger midgets in tow).
    Stan's mother will pick up the wipes/condoms/used towels as needed. No holes barred baby!

    3:00-3:15 Rest for those pansies/twinks that need it. Anal lube, neosporin and vasoline provided on the sidelines.

    3:15-6:00 Circle Suck-a-thon. Bears the first half, twinks the second. TRP & Michael Savage classics to be played
    in the background during this event. YEAH!

    6:00-8:00 Dinner. Random fucking/sucking encouraged. Stan's brother-in-law, Schlomo to provide the yiddish hip-hop
    soundz! Funkay!

    8:00-10:00 "Belle of the Ball Bukkake" contest. Take turns ejaculating on Stan in a kiddie pool! Fun for everyone!
    Special prize for the largest load shot!

    10:00-? "Anal rampage!". No holds barred on the king of the event himself! The Deflowering of Stan's gook kid! Filmed!
    Amyl nitrate poppers will be provided! DON'T MISS THIS EVENT! Vid available for purchase on the 5th!


    April 5th
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    8:00-9:00 Breakfast and opening Speech by Frank of Queens! "2009 propaganda plans for the dumb goyim".
    Wrap up with a golden shower by none other than Frank himself! Lucky lotto winner gets the prize!

    9:00-11:00 Pin the tail on random bastards that we hate contest. Pics of Hal and Von will be provided.

    12:00-1:00 Lunch. Cum milkshakes provided for free! More TRP/Michael Savage background audio.

    1:00-2:00 Tranny & Rabbi suck-off! Who can suck more cock in an hour? Stan's rabbi or his black shemale lover? You'll
    never know unless you see this event. Due to space contraints this event will be held in Stanleys Mothers
    bedroom. Don't worry, she'll be busy cleaning up condoms anyway!

    2:00-5:00 "The New NIMBusters" showing on the big screen! New look and feel of NIMBusters walkthrough. Well, it's the
    same, but they won't know the difference. We'll use a stolen projector to show NIMBusters on the back of
    Stan's mothers garage!

    5:00-5:15 Rest for those pansies/twinks that need it.

    5:15-6:00 NIMBusters Twink/Bear of the year (2008) award ceremonies and Dinner. Klezmer music to be arranged.

    6:00-8:00 "The Tranny Future, NIMBusters looking forward" Speech by Stan followed by..
    "It's raining men!" disco ball - "TheDebil the DJ" thumps with his casio equipment.

    8:00pm Closing ceremony/blessings (Stan's rabbi)


    Now get the fuck off of my property before Pete Jefferson beats your brains in with a baseball bat! - Stan.

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  2. The Fucker who set up this fake Hal blog sure wants to suck Hal's big ole sweet Dick.

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